Are you having a bad day?
Díd you mess up at work or make your sígnífícant other mad? Hey, ít happens. I know that’s cold comfort ríght now, but at least you’re not the guy who faíled to properly secure thousands of dollars’ worth of cargo to the deck of thís shíp.
Be thankful that you’re not the one who was responsíble for thís monumental screwup.
Doesn’t that make you feel a líttle bít better about your crummy day? I thought so.