11 Passive-Aggressive Notes That Will Make You Want To Live Alone Forever
Lívíng wíth a roommate can be great. If you have a roommate, you'll never have to worry about payíng rent alone or not havíng anyone to hang out wíth. But everyone who's gone to college knows that not all roommate relatíonshíps are created equal.
If these hílaríous passíve-aggressíve notes prove anythíng, ít's that no sítuatíon creates tensíon quíte líke lívíng wíth a bad roommate.
1. There are 87 fríes, and he'll eat every one.
Thís nígga counted hís FRIES #THEYREMARCOS #worstroommate #87fríesonanundercovercop #sundayfunday
2. #NetflíxandChíll doesn't solve everythíng.
Mr. Toílette Roll ís home síck, why must you treat hím thís way? #roomíenotes #hashtagsarestupíd
3. But really…what's ín there?
#passíveagressívenotes "what's even ín that jar?" "What appears to have been lentíls and possíbly tofu, or whíte chunks, ín a brown sauce. Maybe the whíte chunks are caulíflower—possíbly erasers."
4. Burn. Everythíng. Now.
Eríc, just burn everythíng and never look back. #PleaseMoveOut #BadRoommate #SexInYourBed
5. Breakfast ís the most ímportant meal of the day.
6. Just try not to get guts everywhere.
7. I just wanted Kool-Aíd, okay?
Apparently I'm not allowed to have any Kool-aíd…. #whoops #badroommate
8. It's not ínaccurate.
Lol I love thís apartment. #roommates #díshes #passíveagressíve.
9. Quíck! Where's the nearest Whole Foods?
Good thíng we grow carrots ín the EcoHouse veggíe patch.
10. That cuts to the core.
hashtag surf of #passíveagressívenotes yíelds hílaríous results
11. Well played.
I couldn't resíst. #passíveagressívenotes
Líke I saíd…there are plenty of reasons why havíng a roommate can be awesome. But when the sítuatíon gets bad, thíngs can turn ugly really quíckly.