Known for its local kooks and eccentrics, Portland is a city as boastful about its weirdness as Long Island is about its loud, obnoxious bullying. But has Portland gotten a little too weird?
Oregon police are on the lookout for a man who locals are calling the “Portland Pooper.” As you can probably guess, the man is accused of defecating regularly in public places.
The poopy perpetrator has returned to the scene of the crime several times this month to defecate on one particular office building.
I’ve never heard of taking a vengeful poop before, but this guy clearly has something against the owner of that building. Portland is a weird place, but I don’t think that its residents necessarily want their city to smell like a music festival. That may be taking it too far, sir.